I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
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So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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