just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
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P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
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He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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