Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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