Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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