That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
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idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
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Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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