just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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