that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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