My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
