i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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