I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
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