can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
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woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
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malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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