She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
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theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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