Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
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She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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