I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
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I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
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Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
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