shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
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I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
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I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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