Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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