Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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