I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
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My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I am mentally ready for anal.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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