whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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