some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
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She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
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Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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