How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
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How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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