Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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