I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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