help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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