I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
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These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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