Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Sorry about my life...
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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