Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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