She's JV to your varsity
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
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Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
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sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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