am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
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stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
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I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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