the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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