fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
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I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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