That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
