whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
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dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
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he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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