She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
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I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
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I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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