I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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