So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
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Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
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Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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