New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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