if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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