and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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