Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
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She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
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When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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