Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
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I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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