You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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