i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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