Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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