A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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