So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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