drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
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low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
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Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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