Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
My breasts were aching with rage.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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