I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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