So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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