I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
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The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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