I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
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just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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