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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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