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I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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