glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
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Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
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He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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