Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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