Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
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they won't let me drive with my sombrero
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
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can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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